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Created page with "It happened only 6 years ago. I was a happily married man living in a Scottish manor. I worked as a bacon inspector so I was rich. One day, my wife said she really wanted to visit Scotland's most famous river, the Loch Ness. I agreed reluctantly because I had to make a presentation on the quality of fine Swahili and Portuguese bacon and which methods of slaughter guarantee the highest quality bacon. However, I loved my wife a lot, so I agreed. So we rented a boat and we..."
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