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Created page with "So the other day I survived a plane crash... I'm totally fine except the force of the crash pushed my whole skelton out of my body and into a nearby forest. I was able to make a temporary skelton out of sticks, which was good enough to get me to the nearest hospital. Doctors were able to make me a new skelton out of milk solids, but it would take a while before the bones became stronk again. I was discharged later that morning and had a nap in my bed. My replacement bon..."
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