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Created page with "Joseph awoke from a deep slumber, the sounds of the old song, "Lollipop" playing on the radio. Strange, it was 2008, not the 1920's. He sat up, and noticed his wife wasn't lying next to him. Strange. She was a late sleeper, normally waking up near 12 o' clock in the afternoon. But 7:00 A.M....This was new. He arose from his bed, stretching and heaving a mighty sigh. He stepped out of the doorway, and noticed the hallway was a mess. His daughters, Linsey and Chelsey (the..."
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