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Created page with "I was a policeman for the Bordurian Police Department's homicide department, and every word in this story is true. I am writing it against the advice of my lawyer, who has assured me that it is a bad idea. I feel that whatever personal problems may arise from it are worth it, however, for the public has a right to know, and as a policeman, I see myself primarily as a public servant. It was 1968, and Borduria was at war with the hippies. I was doing my normal rounds when..."
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