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Created page with "I was home eating some mac n cheese with hot dogs in it (the good stuff) and I noticed that I had not seen my dog all morning. "Where the fuck is dat jerk at?", I wondered aloud. I continued stuffing my face with mac n cheese and washing it down with chocolate milk. That's when I remembered that I'm lactose intolerant! My belly began to gurgle and churn and I felt like I swallowed a bag of rocks. Delicious cheese rocks but rocks none the less. I had to run to the bath..."
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