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So yes, it was on this fateful day that I was given a new outlook on the world.
 
 I entered the game shop. A man stood at counter. He was asian and he had an eye-patch, and a scar shaped like a banana placed below his left nostril. He said. "I think you're in the wrong shop." It was now that I realised, I was in the wrong shop: this was actually a pet store. I decided to buy something from here anyway, and selected a beautiful rabbit from the hot selection topics.The man smiled and gave me a key. He said, "You will need this, if you are to succeed."
 
I went home. I inspected the rabbit thoroughly. All was normal for about seven minutes, when I noticed it lacked genitalia. Instead of any reproductive organs, it simply had a key-hole between it's legs. I thought back to my adventure in the pet-shop, and remembered the key that the mysterious man gave me. Unfortunately, I had left the key on the steeple, so I just hit the rabbit with sticks and stuff. He showed some signs of aggression now, but I found this understandable. I was not usually the violent type, so I surprised myself when I took a potato peeler to its face and started killing the poor bastard. I wasn't quite sure what I was trying to achieve now, so I just stood on its face and laughed.
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