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Nic sat alone in a room next to the void. He stared at the void for 8 years. And Nic said: "I know what I must do!" He stood up up, breaking his kneecaps and killed the muffin man. Then he saluted Mother Russia as he crawled toward the void into it, when it was too late Nic from the future said "No, don't do it!"
Nic found himself back in time so, he smacked Zelda oh, my bad "Link" in the face and ate the cheesy moon. So, he went to ask Leo about the Z-Team and Leo said "Faggot, what E-Team?" At that momment Nic dropped his Grapes "NOOOOOO!" He lost his grapes when Pikachu said "bulbasaur." After countless atempts of going back in time to save the the Grapes from the Candian Stoner Nation. Then the accident began. He looked up how to stop the madness of the swarm of Cage. The only way was to buy " League of Fallout of Borderlands 11" and beat "Half Life 3 part 2" in under 12 mins. He screams "Leo get the Impala!"
But, he forced this to happen, he realized the only to stop the madness is to go back in time for the eleventy-seventh time. This time he knew what he had to do. He went back to the future of the original past to stop himself. As runs up to the elevator of his apartment building he could already hear the void. He took the elevator up and listened to Nickelback's new single and went deaf. He ran up into his room and said "No, don't do it!" It was to late to begin with. Because we know how it all started with the potato men getting mad at Dartgiosbgsloifbgislfbgdfbsldfvbjsldfikjsdfvkbjdf;ksbjfsjdbfpibrihabsvjbalk...[[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]][[Category:Well, that was pointless.]][[Category:Hyper-realistic]][[Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE]]
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