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I'd just reheated a bowl of macaroni cheese from last night for lunch.
I went into my room and turned on my Playstation 4. I took out my copy of Assassin's Creed Unity, the second best thing to macaroni cheese, and was holding the disk
That was when everything changed I pulled the disk out and wiped it clean, washed and dried it. I checked for scratches, and when I was satisfied, I inserted the disk into the slot, unaware of the squelching sound it made.
I started up the game as usual, with the Ubisoft logo, which for some reason, had turned a bright shade of yellow, which I dismissed as a glitch on the screen when the main menu appeared as normal.
I continued with my current game and started off outside the Assassin underground hideout. What was weird
As I pushed the left analog stick forward, the civilians all stopped what they were doing, turned round and stared at the main character, Arno,
This is when everything started going wrong, as I realised that this yellow goo was macaroni cheese, and it had started appearing everywhere in the streets, pouring out of windows and doors, the game began to flicker and I could see the civilians now running around, panicking and screaming while vomiting macaroni cheese mixed with hyper realistic blood.
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I reached the top of the house and started jumping from rooftops, the screaming down below getting louder and louder, the whole of Paris being flooded with blood and macaroni cheese, the game becoming buggier and buggier.
Suddenly a huge macaroni cheese monster appeared dripping hyper realistic blood and screaming at Arno, I could just make out the words "Piss pot" as the screaming became louder, I threw my headphones onto my desk and tried going to the
I stood back from my desk which had now also started spewing the cheesy, bloody
I raced for the front door of my house, not bothering to chuck on any shoes, and the neighbourhood
I woke up in my own bed. There was no blood, no melted cheese, no pasta. I got up and
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