Banjo-Kazooie - the lost game: Difference between revisions

Somewhere, deep in the infinity of web, I found a magic website. It was an old, abandoned and forgotten blog, by some mysterious kid. The last post was from year 2004. And, yes, it was a blog about the awesome videogame - Banjo-Kazooie. The videogame with stunning creative gameplay, which gained hearts of many people, even if it was a kids game. Well, I will tell you what were the last posts, of the mysteryous kid.

 

 

''2004, 18th January, Sunday''

''Oh my god... There is something weird about the videogame... I don't even want to talk about it... God, why? I am only 8! Please, someone, get the game away from me... Please... I will tell you my phone number, here it is - '''''[phone number]''''', please, call, I will give it to you, just... Just... Please...''

 

 

Those were the four last posts, of the kid. It was strange, it felt like something bad happened to the kid... Anyways, I felt like getting the videogame. It could just be filled with swear-words and blood, because that kid was scared of it, or at least it looks like that. Well, so I called the phone number. And, once again, I will tell you what did I hear.

 

 

<woman>: Hello, what do you want?

<woman>: Well... I-its a long story... I d-don't want to w-waste your phone credit... S-so let's just say... Meet you under Eiffels tower. I will be here.

 

 

Well, it was weird, because I had to go to France, but I guess that I will go here, even thought I was lazy, and traveling to France because some stupid story of a woman, was weird. So, I got to France, and I was going to the Eiffels tower. I noticed something strange, There were no people, no tourists, there were just buildings, and only living man I saw, was the woman, who was patiently standing under Eiffels tower. She looked old, had a long nose and she was very, very ugly, that I couldn't describe it with words. I was feeling weird. She was weird. The place was weird... Basically, everything was weird. I walked to her. She opened her mouth, only to show two pairs of teeth, which were perfectly yellow. I was about to puke, but I guess that it was not nice, so I had to keep the gastric juice inside my stomach. She began teling me her story, how her son received a videogame, and one day after, he disapperaed. But the only thing I could be thinking of is how that ugly woman could find someone to make a kid with her. After she finished telling me her boring story I didn't even listen to, she asked me "Are you sure you want this videogame?" and, bad for me that I didn't even listen to what she sayd, I sayd "Yes". She put a Xbox DVD (Rare was bought by Microsoft in 2002, so it was not for the Nintendo but for the original Xbox.) in my hands, and walked away. I looked at the DVD, and it didn't have any picture on it. There was just written Banjo-Threeie with a permanent marker.

Banjo put his pants off and started raping me again. He did this for like an hour, and then, because he was tired, he stopped and put his pants back on. He opened a box that was next to me. In it were terrifiing tools. He picked up and knife, and put it into my butthole. Damn, it hurted so much. Then he picked up an hammer and butchered my wings with it. There was so much blood pouring, my bones were destroyed and I was about to cry. He laughted, and sayd "I thought that you will be better..." he picked up a nail, and put it under my talons, then he picked up the hammer and smashed it into the nail, so my talon fell off, and he continued doing this so I didn't have any talons left. He picked up the talons and put them in the holes left from the talons, but the other way round. It was very painfull. He then picked up a chainsaw, and he cut off my legs, so all I was left was body, head and neck. This was one of the most painfull things he did, I cryed so much of the pain. Then he picked up scalpel and cut a hole into my body. he cut off my bladder, and put his penis into it. I had to look at this for like ten minutes, because he was enjoying it for some reason. Then he sayd "Adios, Bird brain!" and he picked up the nails again, and put them in my heart, because he apparently wanted to rape me again, but from different direction. And then, I died.

 

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