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Somewhere, deep in the infinity of web, I found a magic website. It was an old, abandoned and forgotten blog, by some mysterious kid. The last post was from year 2004. And, yes, it was a blog about the awesome videogame - Banjo-Kazooie. The videogame with stunning creative gameplay, which gained hearts of many people, even if it was a kids game. Well, I will tell you what were the last posts, of the mysteryous kid.▼
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▲Somewhere, deep in the infinity of web, I found a magic website. It was an old, abandoned and forgotten blog, by some mysterious
''Hello there friends! Guess what! I have found that Rare will make a new Banjo-Kazooie videogame! finnaly! I have waited for so long you can't even imagine! it will be released in February. I literally cryed of joy when I have found that! Well, I hope that it will be great like Banjo-Tooie and Banjo-Kazooie! :)''
''I have found that the new Banjo-Kazooie videogame will be released in February 13th! Great, isn't it?''
''OH MY GOD!!! I HAVE GOT THE VIDEOGAME, AND ITS EXCLUSIVE ONLY FOR ME!!! I HAVE GOT THE ONLY ONE, BECAUSE MICROSOFT THOUGHT THAT I AM THE BEST ONE!!!''
''Oh my god... There is something weird about the videogame... I don't even want to talk about it... God, why? I am only 8! Please, someone, get the game away from me... Please... I will tell you my phone number, here it is - '''''[phone number]''''', please, call, I will give it to you, just... Just... Please...''
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Those were the four last posts, of the
▲Those were the four last posts, of the kid. It was strange, it felt like something bad happened to the kid... Anyways, I felt like getting the videogame. It could just be filled with swear-words and blood, because that kid was scared of it, or at least it looks like that. Well, so I called the phone number. And, once again, I will tell you what did I hear.
<woman>: Hello, what do you want?
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<woman>: Well... I-its a long story... I d-don't want to w-waste your phone credit... S-so let's just say... Meet you under Eiffels tower. I will be here.
Well, it was weird, because I had to go to France, but I guess that I will go here, even thought I was lazy, and traveling to France because some stupid story of a woman, was weird. So, I got to France, and I was going to the Eiffels tower. I noticed something strange, There were no people, no tourists, there were just buildings, and only living man I saw, was the woman, who was patiently standing under Eiffels tower. She looked old, had a long nose and she was very, very ugly, that I couldn't describe it with words. I was feeling weird. She was weird. The place was weird... Basically, everything was weird. I walked to her. She opened her mouth, only to show two pairs of teeth, which were perfectly yellow. I was about to puke, but I guess that it was not nice, so I had to keep the gastric juice inside my stomach. She began teling me her story, how her son received a videogame, and one day after, he disapperaed. But the only thing I could be thinking of is how that ugly woman could find someone to make a kid with her. After she finished telling me her boring story I didn't even listen to, she asked me "Are you sure you want this videogame?" and, bad for me that I didn't even listen to what she sayd, I sayd "Yes". She put a Xbox DVD (Rare was bought by Microsoft in 2002, so it was not for the Nintendo but for the original Xbox.) in my hands, and walked away. I looked at the DVD, and it didn't have any picture on it. There was just written Banjo-Threeie with a permanent marker.
So, I bought an original Xbox, got back to home, and put the DVD in my Xbox. I was very excited. The game loaded for like 5 minutes, and all the time it was just showing a black screen. And when it finally loaded, there was a character selection, and it was in the same graphics like Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie. In the character selection there were Banjo, Kazooie, Grunty, King Jinjaling, Bottles and Jam-Jars. Kazooie, being the favourite character of mine, was chosen. Then, there was a cutscene, showing Banjo
Next day, I was feeling much more brave than on the evening, and I wanted to try the game again. I put the DVD in Xbox. There was not that loading black screen, it immidatiely put me to the character select. I noticed that there was an options button, but I didn't see it before. I looked at the options. There were basic things, like brightness, volume etc. , but there was a special thing. It sayd''' Real life On-Off''' I was curious what it was, so I clicked on. I once again selecten Kazooie. Then, something weird happened. A teleport in my TV appeared, and it sucked me in like a black hole. I was surprised, and I was transported to the Banjo-Kazooie world. And, of course, I was Kazooie. Everything was real, it was not the Banjo-Kazooie look, it was just like it was an animation movie in cinema, I think you understand me. It was not a videogame anymore. It was an another dimension, and those Banjo-Kazooie games were recorded from here with a bad guality camera. Well, all what was in the cutscene happened in here. Banjo
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