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Gather round, children, I'm going to tell you a story. A story about how I found, the SACRED ONION. The artifact of doom.
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"Why, it's your equipment!" Said Pewds. "You didn't seriously expect this to by an easy task, right?"
"Well, no, I didn't, but still! At least give me a warning!"
"The moment has passed, James," said Jontron, "just come over here and we can get into the jet."
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"Righty ho! Pewds! To Achinsk!"
The plane slowly began to move forwards, before lifting off the ground, and zooming off at Mach 2.
"WOO!" I screamed. "LET'S FUCKIN' GO!"
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Mutahar screamed at the top of his lungs, and went berserk. He massacred the remaining guards in his fit of rage, emptying an entire magazine into Donkey. Eventually, all that was left was Shrek, standing there, horrified at the massacre that just took place. Jon picked up the Sacred onion off the ground, and stared at Shrek. He sped towards him, and leaped into the air, yelling his signature battle cry. "I AIIIIIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!"
Shrek punched him in the face, and sent him flying towards
I walked towards him, and knelled next to him. "Mutahar?"
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"So, should we go?"
"Y-Yeah. Let's get out of here before more guards come." He got up, and just before we left the room, the ceiling blew open, and a large wall of text descended from the sky. It read, '<em>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
In the distance, I saw Jack's taxi, still on. I ran even faster hearing bullets whiz past my head. I dived into the car, and told him to get moving.
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I am so, so happy.
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