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I was walking in my attic, looking for some tools and energy drinks because I had to hang drywall. I found an old, dusty box with a couple NES cartridges in it.
No, it can't be...
That name was far too familiar, it brought back horrific memories. The death, the blood, the wrists, the knife. It all came back, all of it.
I dropped the cartridge, when it hit the floor, multiple black widows crawled out of it. Morbid curiousity forced me to put the game in my old NES. Right off the bat I knew something was wrong, the game played a painful screech, I grabbed my ears and fell out of the attic door, hurting my leg.
"My name is Mario, I am going to kill you!" He said in a raspy, murderous tone.
I grabbed a bat and whacked him in the head, right when the bat hit his head, I was at the bottom of the ladder. My arm was profusely bleeding, my wrists to be particular. The cut said "It's me, Mario, I am going to kill you!"
Mario ran without my control, pulled out a 12' stiletto knife, and gutted a koopa, he stomped on it's head until his eyes popped out. Right when that happened I felt a knife pierce my stomach, there was a scar that said "ITS ME MARIO! I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" I freaked the fuck out, and calmed down, grabbing the controller. Mario ran to a castle, and pinned Iggy to the ground, bashing his head in with a rock, he fondled the koopa, with a perverted breath. I felt something touch my penis, I folded my legs, and it stopped.
Mario said "ITS ME MARIO!!!! I AM GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOU!"
I was in shock, I didn't know what to say! I was going to run out of the attic and call the cops, but the ladder fell down and the door closed. I was trapped. I pulled out my phone, and it was covered in white, tough liquid, I tried to turn it on, and nothing happened. Mario ran toward a toad, and lobotomized it with a stick. He left the poor creature alive. I cried, I thought about what was going to happened.
Mario went in Daisy's castle, pinned her by the neck, and took off her clothes, he raped her for what seemed like hours. The TV bursted in flames, and my NES overheating.
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