Jeff the Killer Plays Sonic.exe: Difference between revisions

             I can't take it anymore. The torture. The whipping. The erotic dysphiciationfood. I need you to take this disc and break it. Shatter it. Burn it. Use it as toilet paper. Whatever the cause. JUST BREAK IT! 

    Destroy the disc, and you will destroy his wang. Don't place the game in theyour disccomputer. Don't even masterbatemasturbate to it. Just please, break it! It's too late for me!"

So, he inserted the disc (which had SONIC written on it with black markers and blood) into his Windows 69 computer, and he checked the files. The disc had a executable entitled, "SONIC.exxxe." Jeff opened the executeableexecutable and it just brought him to a website called, "normalpornfornormalkillers.com" Jeff thought of the porn that he would be watching, and unzipped his pants.

Jeff looked at the video, and ran to his bathroom to grab his napkins. The video was suicidemouse.avi, and while Jeff was thinking of suicidal thoughts, he realisedrealized that he was late for his internship to NickelodeanNickelodeon Studios. He called PATRIXX to teleport him to NickelodeanNickelodeon Studios, and he was late by 2.6666666 seconds.

He was assigned to watch a new episode to air the next month. He sat down and watched the episode, which started with Squidward crying. He was crying harder than Jeff's knife was in the other intern's neck. Squidward was crying about his broken clarinet, and Spongebob came and ripped off his tooth to fix the clarinet. Jeff was pissed that the the writers of Spongebob would sink this low to the point where they will repeat scenes from other episodeepisodes to the exact line of dialogue. The difference between the scene in Best Day Ever and this was that Spongebob was bleeding hyperrealistic blood near his tooth. Squidward ran to the concert.

At the concert, Squidward played a cover of all the songs in Justin Beiber's Greatest Hits! UnderstandlyUnderstandably, the audience carved their ears out. They had hyperrealistic blood dripping to their face. I saw that, for a split frame, the cameraman drowning a kid named Ben and placing his soul in a copy of Majora's Mask.