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Is dare eva somtin u wants bary bad! So bad dat u woud go to da end of de word to get it! Wel I gots a salutin for yous! U dont have to go to de and of da word! But u do haves to go someware! Da placey is actuakly closor dan one may tink!
Dont use a radio or phone before dirvey! u have bad reception anyway! You also must have top an car cuz with out it day wil RAPES YOU! And dont leave veichle or go 21 miles per houer unlesss desperete! And most important! BUCKEY UP! DIS WILL BE ONE BOOMPY ASS RIDE! Time stopy on road CUZ U MAY NOT NOTICE BUT U IN DIIFERNT ROAD! FIRST MILE IS ONLY ROAD U CNA TURN BACK! DA ROAD ON fist mile goes through pink gay woods! Dis mile easy so cal the fak down! If dare was clouds before the sky is now cler! and dare will be many penis constilations in the star! On the second mile da air will become even gayer! CUZ EACH MILE GETS GAYER! IF IT GETS TO GAY SPED UP! GOTSA GO FAST! it also gets more twisty and tuerny! If your vichle stops cuz damage DAY WILL RAPES YOU! I REPEAT DAY WILL RAPES YOU! On da fird mile u start sing DEM by da trees! Dont peek at dem cuz day will come later! At this mile da world will bemome pink if it wasnt before! one more ting! If yous turns around dan u will be on a neva endin paf ware u run out of fua and day wil rapes you1 I REPEAT DAY WILL RAPES YOU! on da forf mile! Dem will not be vissalbe! But you might hear dem! But u might hear gay music in da bak of yours head! If you try to figure out da song! DAY WILL RAPES YOU! I REPEAT DAY WILL RAPES YOU! Tink about wat you wants to tune dem out! you want to stay away cuz day will come later on da fif mile u will come to a clearing ware da trees on your left side will go bye bye! You will se an never ending lake of you gussed it1 CMEN! But dare is a giant nakey old man in dare takin a baf! Da head lights wont be needed cuz da old mans head is so bald! BUT DONTS LOOK AT HIM! I REPEAT DONT LOOK AT HIM! If you look at him for at leas 4.138547549797579473828092109 seconds he will grab you and use u as his sponge for etirnity! on da sixfth mile, u are ALMOST HALF WAY DONE! but u ma loose hope! DA panis constilations will go bye bye and trees wil come back! If u have a radio in da veichle it wil turn on hear! if u didnt turn it off before! IT WILL RAPES YOU I REPEAT IT WILL RAPES YOU! a lost episode of Fred Da show will come on da radio and it will be da most annoying ting eva! If u lissin u will goes inanes! At da end oif da mile da episode will end! on da sevy mile day gay song wiil come back! Eventually it wils be so close you hear it in your hear! dats becuase one of day gay guys found his way in da veichle! DO NOT TURN AROUND! OR HE WILL RAPES YOU! I REPEAT HE WILL RAPES YOU! IF U PRETEND ITS GONE IT WILL GO! DEES BEINGS ARE SAID TO BE DA ONES WHO WENT ON ROAD BEFORE BUT GOT RAPES! BUT DAY CANT HARM YOU! ALL DAY CAN DO IS RAPES YOU! so you should be fine!
on da afe mile da road will fave shar turns if over shot u will be rapes! The gay also becomes unberrible hear! if you had a watter bottle itwill now be pink lemonade! da gay guys will be following you blasting da music and clawing at your qindowa and kissing it! on da ninf mile ur veichle wll sta! U cant stop! U must close ur eyes and restart da veichle! if u open ur eyes u gussed it! DAY WILL RAPES YOU! DAY WILL RAPES YOU! ef your windows become pink dont loose focus or listen to day gay songs! pretend day not rel! When da veichle starts! FLOOR IT ON DA PAF I REPEAT FLORR IT ON DA PAF! On da tenf mile everyting will be comey! da beings will be doing a seeing you off dance by humping da air! it feels like u on forf mile! Sum say da firgures are impressed u mad it dis far! DAY ARE NOT IMPRESSED! But day are happy u ware aprochin da last mile! Day are happy daat u will be RAPES! on da elefent mile da elevy mile! USE THE CIRCLE OF SUALT AND JIZ YOUR SELF! DA VEICHLE WILL SHUT DOWN AND BE BING DRAGEY TO A GAY STRIP CLUB! To guys in
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