A Day in the Life: Difference between revisions

So I was walking through the local cemetery early one morning when this weird guy came up to me and handed me a bootleg DVD of a lost Spongebob episode called "GOODBYE PLANKTON". Before I could ask him what this was all about, he vanished into thin airexploded. AsSo I continuedkept walking, but then I heard someone--or (something--whisper) say "YOU'RE NEXT" into my ear and the next thing I knew, I was lying face-down in a dumpster on the other side of town. It was now late afternoon.

In blind fury, I threw the DVD player at a random guy who just happened to be passing by. It exploded spectacularly on contact, killing the passerby instantly and causing a tank truck, a napalm truck, and a bus full of orphans to crash into an animal shelter (which happened to have a gas leak). ThereOh, and there were no survivors.