Shrek: Director's Cut: Difference between revisions

 

Let us go back to the year 2001. Remember Shrek? That film caused a lot of buzz and I happen to be a big fan of it myself. It recently piqued my curiosity that there was an unreleased Director's Cut of the film, and as soon as I heard about it, I began a search for it. I tried contacting the people who worked on the film, via emails or phone calls, but I never got a response or I only got an answering machine.

It cut to Shrek and Fiona at the chapel, when Farquaad orders his guards to kill Shrek and capture Fiona. The disturbing thing is, the scene just keeps going. The guards eventually kill Shrek by beheading him, and Fiona was taken back to the castle, and thrown into the lava. Instead of the credits rolling, there was a message saying "The dead have risen. Hail Satan." I immediately ejected the tape threw it away. Unfortunately my mind wasn't quick enough to think to destroy the tape, so it is still out there somewhere... if you ever see a VHS copy of Shrek, stay away from it.

 

It cut to Shrek and Fiona at the chapel, when Farquaad orders his guards to kill Shrek and capture Fiona. The disturbing thing is, the scene just keeps going. Shrek eventually manages to decapitate all the guards and melt off Farquaad's face with his onion breath, before looking at the screen and telling me "EY LADDY, THEY SHOULDUF CHECKED THEMSELVES BEFORE THEY SHRECKED THEMSELVES."