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I was walking down the street one night after going to the store when I was approached by a guy who smelled of dead mice and beer. He tried to give me a copy of Ocarina of Time 'Should I really?' I thought, I knew not to take it because it was the best decision but then I heard a voice "Take the game!" "WHO... WHO WAS THAT?!?!?!" I yelled out into the sky like a maniac "I'm the author of this story.You may not understand but I can prove it to you." The voice said "Show me." Then the sky turned red and bloody "Okay now I understand" I said, the old man was looking at me as if I was more crazy then he was. "Okay I'll take the game." I said "And author could you change the sky back?" I asked "Sure, it was to edgey anyways." Answered the author.
I finally got home to play the game and "Wait... I don't have an N64... " I realized "Just go on Ebay and buy it or something." Said the author "Ok... I guess." I went on my computer and looked on Ebay "Ooh ooh that one!" Said the author "What you mean the one that says totally not spooky?" I asked "Yeah!" The author replied "This is way out of my price ra-"Conveniently your new paycheck happens to be one million dollars!!!" Said the author. I paid, and I'm still waiting
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