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So the next time you play Duck Hunt and for some reason the dog doesn't appear, then you can blame that on me, but you should thank me for ending the clown once and for all...

 

 

=== The Story ===

My character was like "NOOOOOO, It took me forever to wash these clothes, and now they're fucking bloodyyyy" My Froakie was named 666youwilldie, and when my rival came to battle, I lost, because of plot contrivance once again, and the next scene, I was at the Lavender Tower (for some reason) and there were two gravestones: the grave of the Froakie and the grave of me. Professor Sycamore had a shotgun and said "You killed a fucking Pokemon... You shouldn't haven't done that... NOW EAT LEAD, YOU LITTLE SHITBAG!" he shoots me and my chracter, killing him and me, but I pasted in the story before I eventually bled to death.

 

''Before you continue on, if you are a Jeff the Killer fanboy or fangirl and/or get easily offended by people criticizing Jeff or the story, then please fuck off.''