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*A sacrifical offering of 20 virgins to satiate my bloodlust (either male or female ones are fine, I'm not picky)
*A freakin' sweet waterslide
*An enchanted, indestructible suit of armor (not one that will turn on me or curse me, please)
*Massive pecs
*A flaming sword
*Functioning wings, preferably batlike
*A huge velvet cape and warlock collar so I can look like a ''proper'' supervillian
*A huge, sinister pipe organ. I really don't know how to play one, but I took piano lessons for four weeks when I was eight. That's good enough, right?
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