User:Raythornclaw: Difference between revisions

W.I.P and/or deleted pastas.

 

 

I was sitting in my room and after fapping to pictures of nicolas

<nowiki> </nowiki>away and started to spamclick on avira, hoping it was just some kind of

sick photoshop prank a virus gave me. As soon as i clicked on it for the 666th time, the game opened. It wasn't Cryengine, it was the game itself which is impossible because its still not finished. I realized i can't do anything expect to play the game, so i reluctantly pressed on "START". I started off in the 10th level, without a flashlight but with some kind of eerie glow coming from everything. I walked to the part where you would fight Shmender, but all i saw is a man crying on the floor.When i approached him, i realized it was Shmender. He looked at me and said "Why, Ryan, why?" I started to panick. I heard of similar things happening to other people, but i always thought this shit only happens to Rednecks living in their mom's basement. I immediately turned the PC off and tried to get up, but something glued me to my chair. The last thing i ever saw was <strike>yo momma's ass</strike> a screen showing me dead.

 

 

 

''This Story was shat out by Raythornclaw''