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This is a horrific ritual passed down through the ages. The first known user of this ritual was a man said to be named Paul Ryan. Ryan, though traumitized, reports that the ritual cost him his spine, causing him to live as an invertebrate. His whereabouts are undisclosed. Another by the name of Elvis Aaron PreselyPresley is dead, although reports of his alive-ness have been reported by the entirely stable staff of Infowars. Perform this ritual at your own risk.