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'''''<u>From this link here: http://www.amazon.com/review/R9LN2785JGSL3</u>'''''

 

 

Before a company goes public, the highest level executives embark on a multi-city tour with their investment bankers to drum up support for the upcoming IPO. This trip is called a roadshow and since the group will typically visit dozens of cities on a tight schedule, a private jet is the preferred means of transportation. During a roadshow, it's not unusual to visit two or three cities in a single day so work starts at the crack of dawn. That doesn't mean the group goes to bed early. Every night, the bankers treat their clients to a wild nights, complete with complimentary Gummy Bears and coffee. No matter how hard the group parties the night before, the private jet will lift them off to their next destination very early the next morning.

 

== A warning from across the pond ==

After having been told my

danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and

== This was definitely not to scale ==

'''''<u>From this link here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/review/R1UY4UYRAUGTA1</u>'''''

 

The size of said product was much much too small. When I unpacked with care as if it was a Christmas present, I was dismayed at the blatant size discrepancy between it and my real balls. This product was very very small compared to my own super huge balls. This pair of fake ballswere at least 20x smaller than my own. Because of this I was unable to use it as an aid to make sure I don't have terminal ball cancer.

== Hell In A Can ==

'''''<u>From this link here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/review/RQRPVDY1T04YY</u>'''''

My name is Charles. I'm a professor these days. I used to be a model, but this product ruined my career. After using some new hair moisturizer, I began experiencing breakage, so a friend recommended that I spread some of this on to rectify the issue. Good news: the breakage is gone.! Bad news: so is pretty much everything else.

 

== Victory! ==

'''''<u>From this link here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/review/R2BTVXUTPR9LFK</u>'''''

 

I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon.

== Great idea, incomplete implementation. ==

'''''<u>From this link here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/review/R3M8LI31IYOC0H</u>'''''

 

When I bought this toy for my kid, I had hoped it would be more realistic. Like many of my peers have already pointed out, this set is missing a long line of people, the interrogation room, and rubber pat-down gloves. But it's biggest fault is the lack of "Arabs."

 

== EVIDENCE MOTHERFUCKERS. ==

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