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When Leslie, a totally unisex name, arrived at the airport he saw something unfamiliar. It was his pet cat in the baggage return. He went to go pull his cat, Fifi, out and was successful. Yet, there was still two problems. He didn’t have a pet cat, and his luggage passed already. What the heck was going on!? However she did have a dog named Fifi. Perhaps by some Black magic (totally not racist) his dog was turned into a cat. He knew he shouldn’t have broken up with that witch, but he never believed in crazy-voodoo-creepaloo magic. Oh well, he didn’t care for Fifi anyway so what did she care? So he tied Fifi up to a string and threw him into the baggage return again to retrieve his luggage that just passed. The cat retrieved the luggage but when Leslie went to pull out the cat it’s anus got stuck.
While on the road to Canada, she sees a quarter on the road and opens the door and combat rolls out. He picks up the quarter and dusts it off. Then she gets out of the road. Leslie sees a sign that says Texas. He sighs because he doesn't want to pay his taxes. She goes to a saloon and sits down. Orders a tall glass of milk and thinks about what just happened. She wondered why she dove out of the taxi for that quarter. Maybe it was because she was poor. No, that couldn't be right she is affluent. Then he thinks to himself maybe it is because I am Jewish.
[[File:Gary Oak.jpg|thumb|1x1px|Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak]]
As she rides in a taxi from Dallas to Corpus Christi, he thinks of what this salty seaman will look like and how to find him. She thinks about asking around but she thinks that asking people about the saltiest seaman isn’t a good idea. Then she thinks of just looking for him but that would make too much sense so she decides against it. She decides to lick every seaman he sees. After licking many seamen she finally decides to just sit in one place and wait for him to come to her. A guy smelling of oysters walks up to him and asks
Once she’s back in Dallas, she instantly consumes (i mean DOWNS) the semen.
[[File:Gary Oak.jpg|thumb|221x221px|Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak]]
John Cena,
[[File:John cena.jpg|thumb|238x238px|John Cena]]
Donald Trump, and The Flash.” Leslie gasped,
[[File:2fort.jpg|thumb|220x220px|2-Fort, Good Guys' Secret Hideout]]
He let Leslie out.
[[File:Inator.jpg|thumb|163x163px|P.E.N.I.S. Lazer]]
Leslie asks.
[[File:Zuko.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Zuko]]
Shia let’s forth a mighty
[[File:Jonald Trena.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The Gem-Fushion, Jonald Trena]]
Before anyone can act, because of the pure shock of Donald Trump and John Cena doing the tango, Jonlad Trena picks up the P.E.N.I.S. Lazer and throws it acrooss the world.
The End.
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