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The episode starts just like any other episode of this beloved childhood classic. You see the three
Double D answers, though he is not in his usual attire. This time Double D is wearing what looks like a hazmat suit. He has a pair of tongs in his right hand. The tongs are holding what appears to be just an ordinary sock. Eddy stares up at him.
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"This is not a Space Suit. It is a hazardous materials suit, and if
"Please, Double D, I need your help!" Eddy says, a bit panicked. At this point the viewer begins to feel that something has gone terribly wrong, as the music that was typical of the show begins to devolve into a darker theme. Even the animation style darkens a bit.
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"Come on in," Double D says, his voice no longer agitated, a sort of calm, yet frightened sound to it.
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"We were working a scam, you see, and everything was fine until..." the show cuts to a flashback.
In the flashback we see Ed and Eddy behind what appears to be a ramshackle little counter, selling what they claim to be lemonade. It looks like lemonade, has ice, even a lemon wedge in it, but
"HEY!" screams Kevin. Nazz was on her knees, vomiting.
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"Run away! Run away!" Ed shouts, fleeing his furious sister and the rest of the neighborhood.
"How dare you trick Rolf!" shouts Rolf as he runs after the group. This sort of thing is fairly normal for the show. Just as Eddy and Ed think they are safe, they have a rather unfortunate turn of events. Standing in their path is the Kanker sisters, who, as usual, want a kiss. Eddy offers them some of his money if
"You went too far this time!" Nazz says, spitting every few seconds to get the disgusting taste out of her mouth.
"Yeah,
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"No!" Ed yells. The scene fades as Jimmy stands there laughing while Eddy continues to be clubbed by Kevin.
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"I found him... eating Sarah," Eddy said in horror. Once again the scene went to a flashback.
The flashback begins with Ed screaming at Sarah not to tell mom. Suddenly Sarah begins to growl, his constant pleading annoying her. She turns and starts hitting him. The crazy strength in
"Ow!", "Ow!", "BUTTERED TOAST!" Ed said as he was being beaten by a merciless Sarah. She punched him in the face so hard that his face, in cartoonish style, caved in, and then Ed went limp. It was at this point that we see Eddy come into the scene. Sarah is shaking Ed, trying to wake him up, but the huge urine spot on his pants shows that he has lost control of his bladder. She checks his pulse, and there is none. She starts to shudder and cry, having really loved her idiot brother. Suddenly his eyes snap open. Sarah lets out a sigh of relief. The animation starts to change, becoming realistic. The lines stop shaking, the artwork becomes more detailed.
"B... Buttered... Toast!" he shouts as he tears into
Eddy is shaking. Double D is pacing the room, shaking his head in disbelief.
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"I took this from
"What is it?" Eddy asked.
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"I wish I knew... But Ed is infected with it," Double D said. Double D began to hurry now, stuffing supplies into a suitcase.
"We have to leave the Cul-de-sac.
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"P-pound... ing time," groaned Kevin. Before Double D or Eddy could turn to run they were overcome. Biting mouths ripped the flesh from their bones. Eddy and Double D let out blood curdling screams before falling silent. But they remained silent only for a moment, for soon both of them rose up.
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"What are you so freaked out about?" May said, her voice sounding demonic.
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{{by|Der Teufel}}
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