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So… it had finally happened. I finally got Super Mario Galaxy 2 for Christmas. I was grateful for it, as, I was a hardcore Mario fan. Not like my school agrees with me. I get picked on at school for liking Mario. I remember the things they said to me.
Like "Hey, Rob,
I looked at the box cover, I could tell it was innocent enough. Mario, with his jolly smile, perched on
Shortly after, I examined everything. I noticed that there was miniscule writing in the top left corner of the cover. It was not visible to the naked eye. It must have been the small print, like the code of the disc that is usually printed on. But I could obviously tell this was hand- written. How someone could write that small astonishes me.
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I started a new save with my Mii as the planet. I was pumped. Here we go! It started up smoothly and I played it for a few hours. I loved it! I t was a massive step up from the first game. The story was great. The characters were great. The power ups were great. The music was great. The levels were great. The game was fantastic as an overall experience!
A few weeks later, I was up to the final boss of Bowser. I defeated him in about 2 minutes (well, it is Mario). After I defeated him, he
hat he usually sounded:
"So you win… again. I hope
Then it just carried on like nothing happened. I felt confused. Bowser would never say anything like that. It was slightly disturbing. Maybe, it was just a bug that the editors forgot to notice.
It was getting late anyway, so I went to bed. I was thinking in my bed. Why did Nintendo let that happen? I fell asleep, and thinking of the joys of playing it tomorrow. I whole new stream of
I woke up the following morning. Somehow glad, but I
I started playing Mario galaxy. And I started "World S". It sounds kinda cool. As I went through the portal from World 6 to said World, I heard
I started playing the new levels. They were hard, but rewarding. As I got up to the "Boss Blitz" Galaxy, the music slowed down. Not lots, but enough to notice. I started the Galaxy. But the little jingle, which always plays at the start of a level,
All that played was static. It
WHAT?! That was totally unfair. First of all, I knew I had 3 hits until I died. Second, I was sure Dino Piranha was NOT hard. I knew, completing the first game 5 times.
I restarted the level once more. The jingle still did not play. It was more static. Except this time, it was louder, about the sound frequency of a person talking normally. I went against Dino Piranha again. But this time I saw him eating the previous
He stood up and he said in a deep, spine- tingling voice:
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"More food for mama."
My character froze in place. Dino Piranha came and ripped
Game over music played. But it was really static-y. I smelt a burning scent. But I was not sure where it came from. This was terrifying. I was not sure how to react. I remember what my mother said to me 3 weeks ago. "Santa got it me, to give to you." Why would Santa give me this unholy piece of Crap…
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The following morning, I was curious, so I went back on the game. I started up my Wii and I went and got the Super Mario Galaxy 2 box.
I noticed on the box, in bright red sharpie, A giant "X" that covered
I went on other levels instead of the Boss Blitz galaxy. I decided to go on Yoshi Star Galaxy. As I passed through each portal to get to each world, I heard
"Welcome new Galaxy."
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[[File:Wng.png|thumb|Dead Yoshi after coming out of egg]]
I finally got to Yoshi Star. I was relieved that it started normally. I defeated Kamek, the wizard Koopa. And I could access Yoshi. When I burst the egg, blood went everywhere. On the
"Have you read the small text yet?"
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I answered yes, it said:
"I know when
I got out my magnifying glass. The text said:
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"You are a true fool, Robert"
It was signed my Shigeru Miyamoto, the guy who was behind Mario. I had a shocked look on my face as I went back to the game. I answered yes this time. I went back to the map screen. I saw fire everywhere, all
"Just remember, the fiery pits of hell await you…"
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"Welcome New Galaxy"
Several seconds later, my Wii blew up into fiery mess. I had
"WELCOME NEW GALAXY."
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