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'''CHAPTER 8:''' Cursed Entities
'''CHAPTER 9:''' IKEA's a Beach
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Total Dollars: '''14,952$'''
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'''<big>Chapter 9: IKEA's a Beach</big>'''
My chair broke immediately, and when I fell down, it punctured my asscheeks a little, kinda hot.
"OWW WHAT DAF"
I jumped up, and the rope freed from me.
"Hey look, the rope slipped from you."
"No shit! ..."
(REALIZES)
I thought about anime for a second, then the plan.
I then kicked Nut's chair, partially for revenge, the other for the technique. Turns out he's jelly filled.
"You know what, (Y/N)?" ...He hit Michael's chair, and while he was falling, Michael socked the cookie. Unfortunately, they didn't end up fighting, which sucked because I was about to pull out my phone.
Once we were all free, the three of us looked at each other.
"...why are you looking at me like that?" I said. "Don't you cuckhold?" "Wha-"
Nut licked a tootsie pop seductivly, and I actually got aroused for a second, before I realized he was just doing this to torment me. I mean I couldn't just betray that douchebag Homer, right?
...
"...alright bitches LET'S DO DIS!!!" Michael said as he put on his sunglasses, we all did the same.
'''"Black Betty" by SPIDERBAIT starts playing:''' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-sYCG0mq28
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"Everybody Ready!?"</big>
The uncomfortable silence obviously meant 'yes'.
<big>"Okay! TIME FOR THESE BITCHES TO SUCK DICK!</big>
<big><big><big><big>''(BOOM)''</big></big></big></big>
We kicked the door down, and I cocked my aesthetical AK-47, then threw the unloaded weapon to the side for the REAL GUD SHIT, Sawed Off Shotgun.
"THIS IS GUARD29, Prisoners escaping! REAPEAT, PRISONERS ESCAPING!"
"Man, can you shutdafukup?"
Michael punched the obnoxious guard and we moved on to the next wave of several guards, which for some reason only came at us with machetes and caveman clubs, we mowed them down one by one.
<big>''(B-B-BB-B-BB-BB-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-)''</big>
''(B-B-B-B-B-BB--B-B-BBB)''
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(B-B-BB-B-B-B-B-B)''
<big>"CHARGE MOTHAFUKAS!!!"</big> <big><big>(BOOM)</big></big>
I shot him with my shotgun, and fight scene continues for about 2 minutes.
'''<big>2 MINUTES LATER:</big>'''
"Ankha's getting away!!! NUT! I-I mean, KEYSHAWN!"
"OH SHET!"
We ran upstairs towards the evil Ankha, even putting down our weapons.
"Ankha, BABE!" shouted Nut.
"Leave me alone!" She said in a whiny voice.
"Babe, come on! It's only for a second?"
"Ne<big>OW</big>!"
Eventually getting to Roof-Access, but unfortunately, she was already taking off on the handy helicopter.
"See ya later, cumshucks!", Ankha said as the chopper rose up and flew away into the night.
"I know where she's headed." "...for the nuke!"
'''MISSION PASSED:'''
'''IKEA's a Beach!'''
'''Achievements:'''
Fire in da hole! '''+45!'''
Officially an Action Movie, ...a bad one too, '''+200!'''
'''Dollars earnt:''' +19$
Total Dollars: '''14,971$'''
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