EVIL XBOXXX (Collab): Difference between revisions

''===This is <strike>the brain child of three loners</strike> the collab of Givemepancakes, AlgebraicBoy, and FillyBoSEKTOR. SEKTOR's lines are in italics, Alge's are in bold.===

''OKEY SO I WUZ IN A GERAJ SAYLE ND I SAW DIS ABANDUND CONSL CALD DA EVIL PATRIXXXBOXXX 360XXX. DA OLD MANN SED IS WUZ HONTID SO I TOOK IT. IT KAEM WIV A GAEM "EVIL HALOXXX"'' And as soon as I picked it up the game restored my ability to grammar. Must have just been a coincidence.

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">[[File:Hi.png|thumb|'''totally real screenshot of EVIL HALOXXX''']]I plugged in the console and shoved the game disk in like a sonofabitch. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">It started out you were some really lame green dude on a ship named: The REALLY big ship. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">The REALLY big ship gets invaded by this guy named Assbiter, and the game begins. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">You get attacked by Xenomorphs and God's Favorite Chimps the whole time, and even Fat Kids. '''Past this point, the game began to get really glitchy. Several characters began to gain hyperrealistic eyes, and state my name, date of birth, surname, and Social Security number. But I thought, It's just a glitch, keep playing.  Soon the Xenomorphs began to shoot apple juice out of their sphinkters, and arranged themselves in position to spell what appeared to be "ur next."'''</span>

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">''Then everyone died with hyperrealistic blood.'' I turned the game off, but luckily I just got another game in the mail. It was called "G33RZ 0F W4R" and the cover depicted some grey shit. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">I decided to play it. Unfortunatly it was a disc for the PS5, but I played it anyways. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">As soon as I put it in the game started, no loading screen or anything. T</span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">here wasn't even a title screen.</span>

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">Then I died. I was like "FUCK YOU THIS GAME IS FUCKING BULLSHIT" Then, I swear to god the console spoke[[File:Xbox-360-arcade_(1).jpg|thumb|DIS WUZ DA CONSULL]] to me. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">It said "OH YEAH?" And it ''had me tied up to a room, and forced me to watch the new Disney channel for the rest of my life. FML.'' </span>'''<span style="line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;">I called my buddy who was one of the original Ghostbusters. He said "Just ask who called you", so I did. The bomb exploded, and Paul McCartney ran away.</span>'''