Jeffery, the killer icecream sunday: Difference between revisions

The year was 1994. I was doing what every teen was doing in the 19001990's, jacking it to playboy and drinking surge cola. After I finished, I was craving an icecream sunday. I went to an icecream shop and opened the door. "Hi welcome to the iccream shop, what the fuck do you want?" said the clerk. "hey man dont swear round the kiddywinks" said a geriatric old bastard. The clerk then shot the dude with a shotgun, and I ran for my life. The police showed up and got into a 37 hours hosatge situation with the clerk. Then he said "im gonna blow my brains out and become a sunday and kill all the witnesses". "lol, do it pussy" said the cop. he did it.