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The being came up to my window, tapping on the glass as if a human were knocking on a door. "What do you want! Please I'm begging you do not come any closer! I will give you anything you want." The being to my surprise was able to communicate with me, not with spoken words, but as if he was able to communicate with me directly through my mind. "Oh my! My head! My head it is in my head! Have I gone insane!" The being communicated with me for the first time. "Hey yo... I got this party a few houses down and we ran out of Cheetos. Do you have any? I can pay you with Venmo or Cashapp if you want, 7/11 is just kinda far and I don't have a car."
"Dude! Why didn't you lead with that! That's all you had to say." I replied to him using spoken word. I handed him some Cheetos, both regular and Flamin' Hot. The being began speaking in my head again. "Say... why don't you come back with me? Its an open party." I went back with him to the house party. It was so scary because I got Cheeto dust all over my fingers and was wearing a white shirt. I got Cheeto stains on it. A girl at the party made a joke about it. She called me Cheeto fingers. I didn't get laid that night.
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