The Spongebob Massacre: Difference between revisions

For years I was a big Spongebob fan, I watched all the seasons. from the first in early 1999 to the newest season, season 583. I owned all the Spongebob items including the rare sponge dildo that they put out, I don't use it often but well. I found a seemingly rare Spongebob CD at a flea market today. I was able to get it for 1€, the seller seemed very pleased when I got it at this unbeatable price (and the seller I have also beaten).

The CD had the inscription "Spongebob Lost Episode Don't Watch or Spongebob Will Cum". White liquid was also on it but I didn't want to know what it was, surely some sauce. When I got home I started my PC right away and popped the CD in the drive and closed it. The CD had 666 files, 665 of them were Spongebob porn (awesome) and the other file was called: The Spongebob Massacre. This is what I watched after I watched the other 665 files. The beginning was like any other normal episode of Spongebob, but at minute 3:12 the spectacle began. Spongebob went to Patrick and tried to sell him heroin. "What the FUCK IS THAT?!" I yelled so loud that the neighbors called the police and told me to shut the fuck up. Well, when Patrick said he wasn't into heroin and that Spongebob was a bastard, Spongebob took a sawed-off shotgun and shot Patrick straight in the face. Loud screams were heard and Patrick's disfigured face was shown. Patrick's lifeless body fell to the ground and Spongebob turned to the camera. For a full 2 minutes he looked at me and his eyes turned black!!!! After that he said, "your mom, yeah the old biddy, she's next!" and my pc got a bluescreen.

Titian sent this message to 842 people and Spongebob gave Titian 25€ as a reward.

 

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