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{{AN|This creepypasta was originally posted on Taringa on 2011, i only translated it, the original pasta was deleted/removed so here's the archived link: [https://web.archive.org/web/20110611093533/http://www.taringa.net/posts/paranormal/8998790/CreepyPasta_-GTA-San-Andreas-Black-Edition.html so here's the archived link.]}}
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Hello, without giving more details i'll tell my story that has made me see the game Grand Theft Auto San Andreas from a different angle that obviously has left me "Shocked" so to speak.
 
Everything started when i was in the apartment of my older brother, Francisco, who's currently a police officer, he's 26 years old, well, turns out that when i was 13 years old, i was a big fan of the Grand Theft Auto saga, my brother, when he was 23 years old, was a university student, and was a bit of a drug addict, and had an emo as a friend.
 
Turns out that i found that my brother got from the united states the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Black Edition), i thought it meant that the city was completely african-american, so basically, a bunch of n-words. I went to his apartment, and i borrowed the game, and my brother, was silent along with his friend, the emo, i didn't know why, but i ignored him, in case of getting in bad terms with that emo and made something of bad gesture to me.
 
When i was going towards my home, i was seeing the package, it was 100% original, but the weird thing, is that it didn't say Rockstar Games, but instead it said Activision, the letters being in gray and yellow color, i remembered that Activision was Rockstar's rival company y that Rockstar hanged the ad of True Crime, one of Activision's games, but making funny advertising, i thought they resented it, but i see that they dedicated an expansion to San Andreas, when i arrived home, i began to play the game, when i started playing it, the intro was about CJ cleaning a scythe on a field, it didn't seem strange, because CJ always killed people, but what seemed strange to me was the weapon, so basically, New weapons? i hope so.
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God damn, i was already feeling like if i was locked inside something, then when i use Sweet's car, it forced me to accelerate 120 kilometros per hour, because if i didn't, from the back seat CJ's dead mother comes out, and pulls out Sweet's eyes, i lost like 2 times, and horrified from such horror scene, i accelerated with everything, and in the center of Vinewood, we find CJ the head of police officer Tempenny, with yellow eyes and black pupils, i wanted to brake, but i kept accelerating, i hit CJ, and Sweet is sent flying out of the car without his arms, his arms were in the wheel, and CJ's mother takes the wheel, and she leaves with the car, the only thing i could see in the end is CJ moving like a zombie, and he tears off Sweet's head, to later use it as a toilet, opening his mouth, and defecating on it, to later dump it on the drain, i turned off the pc, and i didn't know what to do, i was left crazy for life, 3 years passed after that, and i ask this forum, that they give me advice on how to free myself.
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from such atrocious nightmare, sometimes i get nightmares, i regret having this game, but i was only a stupid kid.{{by|acabado_por_la_coca}}
 
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