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It then showed the outside area of the parliament, where a team of officers resided behind a giant gate. “They aren’t stopping! Lets take the gloves off!” A Police Chief commanded the officers on their walkie-talkies.
 
Right then, police on horsebacks armed with batons flooded the front gate and into the crowd! FlashbangsFlash Bangs and tear gas were thrown damn near everywhere, countless protestantsprotestors started to get trampled by horses and beaten to pulps by the officers; somehow the crowd was still full force and somehow pushing ahead. It zoomed in on one protestor pulling out a live grenade from their pocket and throwing it into a crowd full of police! Multiple bodies flew up in the air dying instantaneously as a result, with high amounts of blood and decapitated limbs splattering the surrounding people! The scene was so graphic and high quality it looked like 4K feature length war propaganda footage released by the Islamic State! I had to stop eating my Wendy’s meal entirely at this point. What was I watching at this point? Was this really a Bluey episode? I couldn’t believe my eyes.
 
The crowd began to run straight through the gates like nothing was even there and stormed inside the building!
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He then began to make is way towards his computer to steal a Truth Social code from the internet, but was suddenly met with loud knocking on his front door. He immediately ran towards his wine cabinet and grabbed a strobe light he’d hidden on top of it. He swung the door open and pointed the strobe light outside and yelled:
 
“THIS IS TRESPASSING AND POLITICAL HARASSMENT YOU RIO-… Wait, is it a CIA agent or Stormy Daniels ?” He asked nervously.
 
“No, we’re just upstanding Australians no affiliated with the riot!” Bluey said, out of breath.
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Bandit then walked in the room and noticed his wife overdosing. Unexpectedly however, he acknowledged the scene as it were a normal, everyday occurrence in the house.
 
“*signsigh*, I told you to lay off the pipe this week, and you still meet up with the fuckin’ dealer, eh?” Bandit yelled, angry but slightly concerned for her wellbeing.
 
Bluey’s mom then got up and crack walked to her bedroom. Bandit then looked over to the kids and began making conversation like nothing ever happened.
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A decayed hand grabbed her by the shoulder and took a small bite of her neck from behind! Blood showered out of her neck like a geyser as she began screaming at an ear shattering volume! It then cuts to Bingo being slammed on the ground hard with brain matter staining the floor! The zombie then started ripping off her legs one by one as she started letting out an excruciating blood curdling scream that only a person getting murdered could let out, with the camera focusing on every fine detail! It was so much for me that I ended up blacking out…
 
I woke up on the floor in a cold sweat the next afternoon with the Bluey DVD on the main screen. It sat up and gave a glance at the screen, and as I did, I noticed the screen was totally different than the one I seen before. Instead of a zoom in on Bluey’s face, it showed a normal picture of Bluey. I quickly grabbed the remote and surfed the episode list and tried looking for the “Election Day” episode I watched and was met with the normal list of episodes with “Election Day” not in sight. I fully got up and quickly searched for the creator’s, Joe BrummBrumm’s, contact information on the internet and gave him a couple of calls. I dialed his number a couple of times with no response until he finally answered back and I told him everything about the episode I experienced: from the riot, the blood, this new mayor character, everything.
 
He called me a “fucking idiot” and a “ass wipe” for making up stories about his cartoon and wasting his time before blocking my number. I put my phone down and looked around the room to analyze the damages. My Wendy’s bag was ripped open on the middle of floor with all of its contents spilled around the floor, and a coke stain that I must’ve dropped from my meal. I walked to my bathroom to take my medicine for the day. When I walked in, I noticed a bag ripped open that wasn’t my prescribed medicine at all; it was my LSD! Whatever was left of my stash of werewas completely consumed that night before watching that DVD!
 
I re-watched a random episode of the season to make sure nothing was off; turns out there was a small segment of a class election in the episode that I must’ve been tripping out watching. I’m still kind of pissed that it was just my hallucinations, because I could’ve easily made a quick $200 selling this DVD as some sort of deleted season deleted episode on eBay, Craigslist, or a garage sale. As i’m typing this, I finished the full season DVD and honestly the show’s pretty enjoyable. Good stories, funny writing, enjoyable characters, not bad at all for a kids show.
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