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It was a episode of SpongeBob the intro played normally but when spongebab was jumping on his name he fell and broke into 100 pieces of sponge and blood on the letter B and Elmo come on the screen and said "B is for blood kids" and disappeared and then it zoomed into SpongeBob and it stayed like that for 50 seconds (also I found a stopwatch in the storage room) and the title said "welp" and opened credits just said nobody made this.
The episode started with SpongeBob cooking burgers and singing the fnaf song by tombstone but when it got to the part where foxy steals some dumbass money, Patrick come in said "hey SpongeBob guess who got their driver license that right me""Again it got taken away from you because you were a dick"said SpongeBobby (yeah remember that episode patrick was kind of a dick right?) Patrick says "but I learn my lesson btw I heard mrs puff is going to start a exam tomorrow and if you fuck this one up you going to get kicked out and also you going to be there all day so I decided to take your job" and mr Krab come in said "and I'm also going take $2 way from you for taking a day off me boy okay bye" and when SpongeBob was leaving his job he found squadward putting a picture of Patrick on the employee of the month wall and saying "no SpongeBob tomorrow fuck that bitch” I just realised that spongeebop and friends are swearing I can’t believe it this supposed to a happy kids show it can’t have swearing anyway SpongeBob was sad and went home crying and saying "that dick head Patrick is going to take everything from my job and my car,Gary" and SpongeBob got a idea while eating cereal at 8pm and said "he taking $2 away from me that means mr krabs owns me money I guess I do something tomorrow I will get a car and my $2"and he got out of his house went to the boating school,the school look like the one from that where Patrick comes SpongeBob
The police officer who was realistic sponge with two guns and a police hat said"did you do this" "no" said squadword and SponBob walked up and said "I did" the police officer that so pissed that he accidentally threw squidward to a bottomless pit”AAAAAAAAA”said squidward and he armed his two gun at SpongeBob eyes and then SpongeBoob did a backflip and then he drooped kicked him in to a bottomless pit and Gary walked up and said "oh god you have blood' and SpongeBop bein walking home but the ghosts of Rick and mr crab appeared infront of him and mr krab ghost said "sponge me boy why did you kill meeee" "because you owned me money and I wanted it " said SpongeBob and the ghost of pat said "why did you kill me then" "because fuck you" said SpongeBob and he spins kicking and both fall to the bottomless pit
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