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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.5;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:13px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pillsbury has a secret. A dirty one. You know their mascot, Pillsbury Doughboy? Well, he is a murderer. Everyone who eats Pillsbury products gets brutally murdered by Doughboy. Once, a man bought some cresent rolls. When he ate them the next day, he was found dead
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.5;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:13px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">He had 25 stab wounds in his back, and he had 29 stab wounds on his chest and stomach. </span><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.5;">There was no apparent cause of the death, except for Pillsbury Doughboy. He was then a suspect. People then didn't buy Pillsbury products for 5 months until they forgot. </span><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;line-height:1.5;white-space:pre-wrap;">27 murders were commited all in one night. The next day, even
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.5;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;line-height:1.5;white-space:pre-wrap;">__________________________________________________</span></p>
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