Pillsbury Doughboy Is a Killer!: Difference between revisions

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.5;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:13px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">HePillsbury hadhas 25a stabsecret. woundsA indirty his back, and he had 29 stab wounds on his chest and stomachone. </span><spanYou style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.5;">Thereknow was no apparent cause of thetheir deathmascot, except for Pillsbury Doughboy.? HeWell, washe thenis a suspectmurderer. PeopleEveryone thenwho didn't buy Pillsbury products for 5 months until they forgot. </span><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;line-height:1.5;white-space:pre-wrap;">27 murders were commited all in one night. The next day, even </span><span style="line-height:1.5;color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;white-space:pre-wrap;">more murders were commited.[[File:Pillsbury Doughboy!-11389487491|thumb|right|335 px]]eats Then,Pillsbury theproducts risegets ofbrutally themurdered murdersby were dramaticDoughboy. TheOnce, nexta week,man therebought weresome 197cresent murders commitedrolls. TheWhen copshe hadate nothem ideathe whatnext today, do.he Everwas since,found peopledead. whoHe wouldhad buy25 Pillsburystab productswounds werein killedhis back, and nohe onehad knew29 howstab towounds stopon it.his Sochest byand saying all of this, don't buy any Pillsbury product. It's dangerousstomach.</span></p>