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<span style="line-height:15.600000381469727px;white-space:pre-line;">It all started when found an EXTREME LASER TURD GATLING GUN! I found it while I was an intern at the white house government security branch. I found that it show EXPLODING LASER TURD MISSLES! Being the Jewish Terrorist Mormon Heretic I am, I shot them at my own parents, but they just turned into ghosts and haunted me for .666 seconds. I was also a republican, so I killed all the democrats. I continued my rampage until I had destroyed all of America, some of italy, and a small sliver of England. the British and Italian Armies declared war on me. I had only one person in the world who could help me, an exact replica of my 22nd dog, George Bush. The Armies quickly shot his ass up. I was forced to surrender, and I was locked in a dungeon where I was raped by pirates in my ass for 2 hours a day. Then, I broke out and got my EXTREME LASER TURD GATLING GUNS! I grew 5 more hands so I could use 7 EXTREME LASER TURD GATLING GUNS! at a time. I killed the British and Italian Armies quickly. Afterwards, I offered myself to the lord Satan, who called me (HE was phone!) and then a skeleton popped out! You're next!1!1!!1! I changed my mind, and plotted a coup d'etat against Satan, eventually the coup was succesful and I took over hell. I then started an all out war with heaven, with me as the new Satan, when I saw God. But he wasn't God, he was really my 69th cat, Mr.Wilson! I apologized to Mr.Wilson for the war and we shook hand-to-paw. We then teamed up, made our underlings breed, and we created a army of Demon-Angels, which we then used to enslave all of the universe and made everyone our buttsexs slaves. Then Vladamir
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