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I was done with this. I didn’t wanna get a visit from that disturbing thing again, and went to level grind against Basculins. Sadly, they weren’t showing up for some reason… but i didnt give a flying
▲I was done with this. I didn’t wanna get a visit from that disturbing thing again, and went to level grind against Basculins. Sadly, they weren’t showing up for some reason… but i didnt give a flying fuck so i forgot the Audino incident I went back into the grass.
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I was greeted by the same Audino… level
▲I was greeted by the same Audino… level 15 in this situation. Except this time it was clear what my Bug Bite did. It tore out one of the Audino’s eyes and hyper realistic blood was sinking down from its socket.
About to hit the
▲About to hit the FUCKING RUN!!!11 button as soon as it popped up, there was a dialogue before the options showed up… it was Audino…
Audino: Why did you leave me son, biatch?
YES/YES
▲Audino: Why did you leave me? You were having fun weren’t you? This is what you wanted right?
▲Instantly I selected Hell No.
▲Audino: You’re fucking lying to me aren’t you?
▲Again, I selected Hell no.
▲Audino: LIAR! Go on with it, you son of a bitch.
The battle began, right at that moment I hit FUCKING RUN!!!11.▼
Audino: FUCK!
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I couldn’t get away, yet for some reason it was my turn again. The only way to get out of this was to attack Audino. I switched over to my Carracosta and used
▲I couldn’t get away, yet for some reason it was my turn again. The only way to get out of this was to attack Audino. I switched over to my Carracosta and used Bite.
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I was greeted this time by the Audino, growing in
▲I was greeted this time by the Audino, growing in level once again, symptoms growing worse on it as part of its left ear was bitten off. That was my Carracosta’s doing…
▲Audino: Are you having fun yet?
I selected
Audino: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
▲I selected Hell No again, how could watching this cute Pokémon suffer like this be FUN? I thought Audino was one of the cutest things in the world.
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Audino: You fucking know it right? This is how fucking everyone fucking plays with me…▼
▲Audino: You know it right? This is how everyone plays with me…
I began to feel a bit sad… but i don't give a shit and hate
▲I began to feel a bit sad… but i don't give a shit and hate PETA so i knock it out again… I switched my Pokémon to a Golett and began attacking. Using Strength I easily overpowered the Audino.
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Audino: You fucking want the fucking fun to fucking end?
▲Audino: You want the fun to end? Really?… but… that’s not fair… why? Why do you want this to end? We’re having fun… Do you want this to end?
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Audino then used Endure. That wouldn’t work since my Haxorus had mold breaker. I swiftly ended it with a
▲Audino then used Endure. That wouldn’t work since my Haxorus had mold breaker. I swiftly ended it with a Dragon Claw.
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▲Audino: I’m never going to leave. Hurt me more.
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