There's An Orange On The Freaking Floor: Difference between revisions

Once upon a time, there was a child. The child was a heterosexual male notorious for being a homosexual female. He loved to munch on big, juicy oranges. One day, he dropped an orange on the floor. He waited 6 seconds, then retrieved the orange from the floor. He ate it. The next day, his homosexual girlfriend bought a pet unicorn which drank a lot of lemonade, while doing a handstand on Kim Jong-Un. Kim Jong-Un had fat, delicious breasts that were considered a delicacy in the Mushroom Kingdom. Unfortunately, the orange fell on the floor again,