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Now this is where the bad things happen. I finally got done grabbing my groceries and I was purchasing them and I handed over one of my gift cards. She slid the card and she said my current balance left was $665.99 (phew, that was close) but as she was handing back my card '''A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!1!!!!1111!!!1!'''The skeleton killed her then disappeared into thin air. I got a picture of the skeleton for Facebook btw. I blew this off as a coincidence and headed to my local game shop to pick up some old Sonic games (I was a huge fan of Sonic.)
I went there and again as I grabbed my stuff (a black cartridge with “Sonic” scribbled on it in black sharpie and a hyper-realistic Tails plushy) and handed the cashier the gift card '''ANOTHER SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!!!11!!1!!1!''' I was beginning to see a pattern but again I brushed it off as a weird coincidence. I grabbed my stuff, as the other costumers where cowering with fear, and left the store. My final stop was to a butcher shop so I can pick up an odd mystery meat that people said was delicious but had no idea what it was.
[[File:Gift-card-new_copy.jpg|frame|left|Picture that I took of it happening.]]
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I went back to the man who sold me the gift cards house and the house wasn’t there!!!!!111!1!1!!! All that was there was a wireless phone with hyper-realistic breathing coming from the other end. I asked who it was and the guy on the other side of the line said, “I’m dead! '''AND SO IS EVERYONE ELSE!!!11!!!'''" and I was like “how am I talking to a dead dude on the phone? And how can I see dead people? That must mean I’M DEAD!!!!111!!!”
I’m writing this story from ''Deadguytropolis''. The last thing I will say to you is…
'''DON’T LOOK BEHIND YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE NEXT!!!11!'''
P.S. WHO WAS PHONE?!?!!?!1!?!11!?!1?
-Written by FlyingNarwhal
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