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After much debate I decided to keep going. I went to the file select screen and, with all the courage that my heart could muster, I loaded File 1, 666 stars. The game loaded to a hyper realistic demonic laugh and a black sky filled with blood red clouds and a Donger Monkey rose up from hell. Repeatedly, I could hear a dark, brooding voice saying “If you want to live kill me, The Donger OverLord” like Mario would after you lost all of your lives. The Mario that I was controlling was the same Mario that I had seen killed and on the title select screen. Screams, torment, bodies littered the pathway to the castle, the bodies of several Toadstools and at the end, a dead Bowser, who's head was missing and who's bodies was impaled on a cock right outside of the bridge. I entered the castle and found myself back at Big Boos Cunt. I didn't question it anymore... I just went with it. The scene had not changed, not even slightly, and ignoring all of the hyper realistic details I entered the cock mansion. There it was....In all it's glory...Sexyness...The Ultimate...Donger Lord. A health bar appeared at the top of the screen. It let out a gigantic screech that woke up my boyfriend. We both sat down and got ready to kick this Donger Lord's Dick. The boss theme was some remixed porno music and the moans of people being whipped. The Donger Monkey flew at us with great speed. Mario dodged it. I saw it in Mario's eyes. He wanted to slay it. To kill it. Mario jumped and missed the Donger Monkey. The Donger flew up to the ceiling and broke out of it. I couldn't control Mario. He ran outside to the cannon. The Donger Monkey following right behind. Mario blasted out of the cannon and stabbed the Donger Monkey right in the head taking down half of it's health bar. Me and my boyfriend watched in shock. Something was wrong...The Donger Monkey...Evolved. It was now a colossal beast that reached up to the skies limit. It said a single word "Die, Bitch" and shot buckets of semen at Mario's face. Mario was stuck in it. He couldn't move. The Donger Monkey laughed. It laughed at the cum stained Mario and started to devour him. I let out a single tear. The Donger Monkey started to crawl out of the TV...But then I heard something. "It's a me...MARIO!" he bursted out of the Demon's chest causing bleed damage to the creature. There was semen and blood everywhere. The screen turned to white. All I saw was Mario standing on the beasts chest doing a victory pose. The Donger Monkey melted...
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