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My name's Jonathan. I am an avid collector of Nintendo games, be it Legend of Zelda, Earthbound, or Pokemon, but my all-time favorite games were the Super Mario games. I had every Super Mario game ranging from the original game to Mario Kart, Super Mario Galaxy, whatever, except for Super Mario 64. I had a copy, but from decades of heavy use, it was utterly decimated. I needed a new copy of Super Mario 64.
I looked out the window and saw that someone down the street was having a yard sale. My interest was peaked when I saw that there were many classic, retro video games for purchase. I decided to try my luck.
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I made Mario turn to look at the camera.
Suddenly, everything on the screen turned to a shade of ruby red. The static was horrible, and the image was glitchy. More horrifying, however, was Mario. He had glowing orbs for eyes that had blood pouring out of them, and the star above his head had the same eyes as Mario did. Mario was making the peace sign to the camera. Above him, the lives meter had been replaced with a skull, times an illegible number.
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Oh, no, I was not afraid. These people were my friends, my (illegible) here to stay for (illegible) madness and share together (illegible) Mario (illegible)
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{{Quote|These were words found in the notebook of Jonathan Warner
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▲These were words found in the notebook of Jonathan Warner, along with the picture found on his computer. Jonathan went missing approximately 12 years ago, leaving these as the only clues to his dissapearance. After a house search, a Nintendo 64 with chew marks and dried blood on it were found.
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