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One day I was reading a Spiderman comic until suddenly, Mary Jane, Gwen Stacey, and Black Cat were having a lesbian threesome. Then Spiderman walked in and he does his womanizer stunts. I stopped and thought, wait a minute! Spiderman is a nerd. Then Spiderman jumps into my room and says. "Shit |
One day I was reading a Spiderman comic until suddenly, Mary Jane, Gwen Stacey, and Black Cat were having a lesbian threesome. Then Spiderman walked in and he does his womanizer stunts. I stopped and thought, wait a minute! Spiderman is a nerd. Then Spiderman jumps into my room and says. "Shit ***** time to die." He hyper realisticly beat the everliving shit out of me until Batman pops in but then Spiderman takes out his AK-47 and shoots Batman down. I run out of my house, and now i'm living in a dumpster, feeding on the chicken that people drop in my dumpster. |
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666 years later I started to wonder about how I should stop Spiderman from tormenting everyone in the universe. I see a copy of Spiderman web of shadows in the dumpster. I find a wii and I plug it in. But then I realized that the game wasn't the fucking wii version! It was the ps3 version! Fuck! I start eating my arm until I digest it and I say fuck it! I shove the ps3 game in the fucking wii until the wii stops fucking spewing the damn disk out! |
666 years later I started to wonder about how I should stop Spiderman from tormenting everyone in the universe. I see a copy of Spiderman web of shadows in the dumpster. I find a wii and I plug it in. But then I realized that the game wasn't the fucking wii version! It was the ps3 version! Fuck! I start eating my arm until I digest it and I say fuck it! I shove the ps3 game in the fucking wii until the wii stops fucking spewing the damn disk out! |
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I start the game up but, BIG MYSTAKE! Cuz spiderman comes out of the tv screen and starts eating me! |
I start the game up but, BIG MYSTAKE! Cuz spiderman comes out of the tv screen and starts eating me! Suddenly zombie batman comes out and takes a giant detonator and tries to blow the earth up! But Spiderman takes his web and chokes batman to death. Batman tries to fight it but he dies. I say! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I started my self destruct sequence until spiderman rips my heart out. But that just makes the explosion happen faster. Then the universe blew up. |
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