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One day I was reading a Spiderman comic until suddenly, Mary Jane, Gwen Stacey, and Black Cat were having a lesbian threesome. Then Spiderman walked in and he does his womanizer stunts. I stopped and thought, wait a minute! Spiderman is a nerd. Then Spiderman jumps into my room and says. "Shit |
One day I was reading a Spiderman comic until suddenly, Mary Jane, Gwen Stacey, and Black Cat were having a lesbian threesome. Then Spiderman walked in and he does his womanizer stunts. I stopped and thought, wait a minute! Spiderman is a nerd. Then Spiderman jumps into my room and says. "Shit idiot time to die." He hyper realisticly beat the everliving shit out of me until Batman pops in but then Spiderman takes out his AK-47 and shoots Batman down. I run out of my house, and now i'm living in a dumpster, feeding on the chicken that people drop in my dumpster. |
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666 years later I started to wonder about how I should stop Spiderman from tormenting everyone in the universe. I see a copy of Spiderman web of shadows in the dumpster. I find a wii and I plug it in. But then I realized that the game wasn't the fucking wii version! It was the ps3 version! Fuck! I start eating my arm until I digest it and I say fuck it! I shove the ps3 game in the fucking wii until the wii stops fucking spewing the damn disk out! |
666 years later I started to wonder about how I should stop Spiderman from tormenting everyone in the universe. I see a copy of Spiderman web of shadows in the dumpster. I find a wii and I plug it in. But then I realized that the game wasn't the fucking wii version! It was the ps3 version! Fuck! I start eating my arm until I digest it and I say fuck it! I shove the ps3 game in the fucking wii until the wii stops fucking spewing the damn disk out! |
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