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I woke up today and did my morning fap. Then I started eating cigarette ashes for breakfast. Fine Delicacy. |
I woke up today and did my morning fap. Then I started eating cigarette ashes for breakfast. Fine Delicacy. |
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My roommate |
My roommate "mark vaginafapper" (fuck him) woke up and punched me in the face for no reason. |
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I asked him why tf he would do that and he just said |
I asked him why tf he would do that and he just said "it will come important later." So I drop kicked him into a fan and ran tf out of there. |
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i went for a walk before a strange old man who is also my uncle was sitting in a backyard sale. I tapped him and said |
i went for a walk before a strange old man who is also my uncle was sitting in a backyard sale. I tapped him and said "yo uncle why are you here" |
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"you wanted SpongeBob : sponge out of water before right?" |
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"when I was like 11 years old you dickhead" |
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"shut the fuck up im buying this and that's final" |
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he proceeded to drop meth on the table where the garage sale owner was. |
he proceeded to drop meth on the table where the garage sale owner was. |
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"How much of this you need for SpongeBob: sponge out of water" |
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"penis dimensions by 100 faps" |
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"what" |
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”what” |
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my uncle proceeded to cum on him. |
my uncle proceeded to cum on him. |
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"there" |
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”there” |
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"alright here you go you gay fuck" |
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he gave my uncle the movie. |
he gave my uncle the movie. |
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meanwhile I was licking the pavement trying to taste concrete |
meanwhile I was licking the pavement trying to taste concrete |
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"get the fuck up you shitdick" |
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I got up and started licking him |
I got up and started licking him |
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he drop kicked me so hard that I went through the molten core of the earth, orbited 2 times and conveniently landed on mark's fapping lotion |
he drop kicked me so hard that I went through the molten core of the earth, orbited 2 times and conveniently landed on mark's fapping lotion |
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"bro what the fuck." |
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"what" |
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”what” |
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"nuh uh bro" |
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"fym nuh uh" |
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i argued with him for like 7 minutes before we agreed on watching the fucking movie |
i argued with him for like 7 minutes before we agreed on watching the fucking movie |
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the movie started. |
the movie started. |
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It started with a title card saying |
It started with a title card saying "THE EVIL SCARY" with SpongeBob music playing in the background |
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insert le epics bubble transition and SpongeBob woke up |
insert le epics bubble transition and SpongeBob woke up |
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he got up and started eating cigarette ash. |
he got up and started eating cigarette ash. |
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"that's weird I did that today" I said |
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"probably a glitch." |
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SpongeBobs cousin |
SpongeBobs cousin "condom joe" walked into frame and punched spongebob. |
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Spongebob asked why he did that but condom joe said |
Spongebob asked why he did that but condom joe said "it will come important later" |
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i started to realize at this point that spongebob is recapping our lives, but why. |
i started to realize at this point that spongebob is recapping our lives, but why. |
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"SpongeBob has recapped many things before, probably just a coincidence. Like a simpsons moment." |
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and so the movie went on, and on, and on, basically being our day but in spongebob. |
and so the movie went on, and on, and on, basically being our day but in spongebob. |
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i got so scared I shit my pants. And I threw it in mark's face like a badass. |
i got so scared I shit my pants. And I threw it in mark's face like a badass. |
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He got very mad and we started to get into a fight that secretly turned into an oral sex party. ( |
He got very mad and we started to get into a fight that secretly turned into an oral sex party. (Don't tell mom) |
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but very very suddenly, while me mark and my uncle had a threesome. I got an alert saying |
but very very suddenly, while me mark and my uncle had a threesome. I got an alert saying "WARNING, EVIL SCARY IN YOUR AREA. |
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i heard banging from the door. And mark got a blowtorch for some reason. |
i heard banging from the door. And mark got a blowtorch for some reason. |