SpongeBob lost episode: impostor sindrome

it was a fine morning in chicago, I was only 6 years old. i had just gone to a chuck e cheese birthday,and i had won a prize related to mh favorite show:a dvd containing a special episode of spongebob. although i misplaced the dvd, and assumed i had lost it, i have recently rediscovered it. algthough i am no longer a spongebob fna, i was still curious about this lost episode, i was expecting it to be gory, stange and traumatizing, and probably would say something like "fuck nickolodeon" at one point, but honestly i didnt care. ia tuned on the dvd player, and inserted the disk. the epidsode starts off normaly, andits a bout a spongebob lookalike embarasing spongebob. he ruins his date with sandy, breaks up his friendship with patrick and attempts to murder mr krabs. pongebob is sent to jail,but thren spongobob shows up and murders his cellmate,they think it was him, and c=sentence him to death.spongebob gets a rope, but then billybob tells him not to do it. chuck e cheese shos up as a prison guard and tears billy bobs ead off! and then a skeleton pops out and swallows bikini bottom whole. after the credits, spongebob shows up on screen with a blackk background. the art is hyper-realistic!!! He looks at the screen, and asks the following question:

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he sid: its been fun everyone. but as all good things, rhis must end I have failed in myreseacrch to discover who was phone, leave you with the most i have found: on a dark andspammy night, when red mist is on the horizon, and a shot rangs out, some one will discover, who is phone.

I was shoxed. i had no idea that spongebob couldbethat good a showin termas of story and scares. then, I got a call from someone. it was from nickolodeon. i felt like i had heard the voice before, but i didnt recognize it. he sounded like spongebob, and he said that his god was dead. i called nickolodeon abo ut the incident, but they said that they would investigate the tape, but they had not called me earlier. BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE??? AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!! IT HAD HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD COMING OUT OF HIS EYES!!!! IT SLASHED ATMY NECK>

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