Spongebob's Marry Game
So many people know the Spongebob games, some are if in love with them, but what if I told you there was a lost Spongebob Squarepants game called "Spongebob's Marry Game", The game has you marry Spongebob Squarepants, it may seem fun, but whats in the game's code will scare you forever, heres the story
Where did I get it? Dollarbob
So how did I find it? I just found it in the attic, I thought it would be fun to play, as all I had was a boring old slow PC, so I put it in my old NES, and booted it up
The Start
The Start of the game looked normal, it had a play and quit button. I click play, of course. And it showed me a "choose your player!", The people you could play as was, as said, "Dollarbob", "Balloony", "Patrick Star" and "Peter Griffin", I choose the all so funny, Balloony! So I started the game, It showed Spongebob at the table, so happy, but something looked wrong, was there something green in he's eyes? The next thing I knew, Spongebob was crying acid. How did I forget that Spongebob had a allergy to Balloons. Poor SpongeBob, the acid is melting through his eyes! I hurry to pop the balloon, because, there is another player to help what Balloony says. With a safety pin, I throw it at the balloon and I burst it. Acid shoots out and flies towards me like liquid projectiles! I have to dodge them! When I'm done with that, it says "One down, Three to go...", I'm worried, what will happen when I run out? So then I get a Idea, and chose Peter Griffin! The first thing I chose to say to Spongebob is "Holy crap Lois! SpongeBob SquarePants is getting married!", It makes Spongebob roll on the floor with laughter, It must be working I think, so I do another witty joke. This time it is "Lois, when I'm at the grocery store the cashiers always ask if I want a bag!". Spongebob then dies from laughter, another screen says "Two down, Two to go...", I'm scared, but i'm strong and keep going, this time I chose Dollarbob, I think Dollar jokes will made Spongebob love Dollarbob, but Spongebob had also a allergy to paper! So I have to, sadly, kill Dollarbob, A third screen appears saying "Three down, One to go...".
Last Chance
I'm super worried now, but I don't let it go and make me cry, NO! I keep going, so i chose the last person I could choose... Patrick Star... AND IT WORKED! SPONGEBOB MARRIED PATRICK! YES! YES! YES! I DID IT! I WON THE GAME! AT LAST! NOW I COULD MOCK MY FRIENDS ABOUT IT AND WIN TONS OF COOL MEDALS! I'M SO HAPPY! But... Patrick dies after I scream, I forgot Patrick has an allergy to noise! What a bummer! A last screen appears... saying "Four down, Zero to go...". It sents me back to the "choose your player", But something is odd... It says now on the title "Nobody here, man, they dead", I killed four people, I run back in to my house, Cus I was playing outside, but then, my brother, my sister, my dad, mum, my little brother, my 4 dogs, my 45 cats, my 88 rats, my 123 birds and my 1 snake, are all dead, infact, everybody is dead! I wake up, it was a dream, but then theres Dollarbob, at my feet, I say "AYO" and kick him into the pit of rats, all eating him, but then all of them die, infact... EVERYBODY DIES! EVERYBODY BUT NOT ME HAS AN ALLERGY TO NOISE! But then I remeber I could do anything thing I want, so I do that
The END... Or is it?
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