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So I was at Gamestop, and there was this really dusty game |
So I was at Gamestop, and there was this really dusty game |
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on the top shelf, and I was like, "Hey man, |
on the top shelf, and I was like, "Hey man, what's that game up there?" and the |
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guy said, " |
guy said, "That's, Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for |
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the Gameboy Advance." It was weird, it was the year 2013 and this Gamestop |
the Gameboy Advance." It was weird, it was the year 2013 and this Gamestop |
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still had Gameboy games? The guy offered it to me and said, " |
still had Gameboy games? The guy offered it to me and said, "I'll give it to |
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you for 1.99$" thinking it was a good deal to catch up on some nostalgia I |
you for 1.99$" thinking it was a good deal to catch up on some nostalgia I |
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grabbed Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy |
grabbed Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy |
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said, "Are you sure you want this game? Some kid brought it back and said that |
said, "Are you sure you want this game? Some kid brought it back and said that |
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the Spongeguy looked evil and killed his grandma for a week straight." And I |
the Spongeguy looked evil and killed his grandma for a week straight." And I |
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was like, "Uhm, first of all, you offered me the game, so yeah, |
was like, "Uhm, first of all, you offered me the game, so yeah, I'm gonna buy |
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it." Looking down at me with a sigh he replied, "Okay, here you go, enjoy Spongebob |
it." Looking down at me with a sigh he replied, "Okay, here you go, enjoy Spongebob |
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Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance." I looked |
Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance." I looked |
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sold me the game died. Is that fucked up or what. |
sold me the game died. Is that fucked up or what. |
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I go home, and open up the Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance and grab the cartridge, and put it in my Gameboy. I turned it on, and instead of the happy orange Nickelodeon blob, the screen was all pixely and said, " |
I go home, and open up the Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance and grab the cartridge, and put it in my Gameboy. I turned it on, and instead of the happy orange Nickelodeon blob, the screen was all pixely and said, "You're next!!!" thinking it was a glitch, I ignored the warning, and was eventually at the title screen of Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance and instead of seeing Spongebob and the Dutchman, I saw a sprite of Patrick, that was DEAD. I screamed and turned the Gameboy off. |
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Later that day, my dog accidentally turned the Gameboy on when |
Later that day, my dog accidentally turned the Gameboy on when |
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Thinking maybe I was just freaking out earlier, I gave Spongebob |
Thinking maybe I was just freaking out earlier, I gave Spongebob |
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Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance another |
Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance another |
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chance and pressed, |
chance and pressed, ‘start'. |
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In the intro, I |
In the intro, I didn't see the opening of Bikini Bottom, I |
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saw the entrance to |
saw the entrance to Squidward's house. It seemed locked, I thought, "What is |
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happening?" and it turns out Spongebob appeared on screen looking happily and |
happening?" and it turns out Spongebob appeared on screen looking happily and |
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bright as usual, and he ended up reaching in his back pocket and instead of a |
bright as usual, and he ended up reaching in his back pocket and instead of a |
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fishing net he pulled out an axe and begun to chop down |
fishing net he pulled out an axe and begun to chop down Squidward's door. |
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Looking in horror, I tried to turn off the Gameboy but the switch was stuck. So |
Looking in horror, I tried to turn off the Gameboy but the switch was stuck. So |
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instead I tried to take the battery out, but I |
instead I tried to take the battery out, but I didn't have a screwdriver to |
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remove the little flappy thing, so I was stuck watching in horror as Spongebob |
remove the little flappy thing, so I was stuck watching in horror as Spongebob |
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hacked down |
hacked down Squidward's door. |
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Sitting in the corner, was a terrified squid. Spongebob |
Sitting in the corner, was a terrified squid. Spongebob |
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Looking at me with a toothy grin of pure evil, the Sponge |
Looking at me with a toothy grin of pure evil, the Sponge |
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said in a voice |
said in a voice I'd never forget, "Where is your grandma." I pointed upstairs, |
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and Spongebob slowly turned to the staircase and marched upstairs with the axe, |
and Spongebob slowly turned to the staircase and marched upstairs with the axe, |
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dragging it against the floor, leaving a huge gash within the wood. Afterwards |
dragging it against the floor, leaving a huge gash within the wood. Afterwards |