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So I was at Gamestop, and there was this really dusty game |
So I was at Gamestop, and there was this really dusty game |
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on the top shelf, and I was like, "Hey man, what’s that game up there? |
on the top shelf, and I was like, "Hey man, what’s that game up there?" and the |
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guy said, "That’s, Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for |
guy said, "That’s, Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for |
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the Gameboy Advance. |
the Gameboy Advance." It was weird, it was the year 2013 and this Gamestop |
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still had Gameboy games? The guy offered it to me and said, "I’ll give it to |
still had Gameboy games? The guy offered it to me and said, "I’ll give it to |
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you for 1.99$ |
you for 1.99$" thinking it was a good deal to catch up on some nostalgia I |
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grabbed Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy |
grabbed Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy |
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Advance, from the top shelf and ran it up to the cash register, and the man |
Advance, from the top shelf and ran it up to the cash register, and the man |
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said, "Are you sure you want this game? Some kid brought it back and said that |
said, "Are you sure you want this game? Some kid brought it back and said that |
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the Spongeguy looked evil and killed his grandma for a week straight. |
the Spongeguy looked evil and killed his grandma for a week straight." And I |
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was like, "Uhm, first of all, you offered me the game, so yeah, I’m gonna buy |
was like, "Uhm, first of all, you offered me the game, so yeah, I’m gonna buy |
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it. |
it." Looking down at me with a sigh he replied, "Okay, here you go, enjoy Spongebob |
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Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance. |
Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance." I looked |
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at him and said, "Thanks. |
at him and said, "Thanks." Then walked out the door. The next day the guy who |
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sold me the game died. Is that fucked up or what. |
sold me the game died. Is that fucked up or what. |
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I go home, and open up the Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance and grab the cartridge, and put it in my Gameboy. I turned it on, and instead of the happy orange Nickelodeon blob, the screen was all pixely and said, "You’re next!!! |
I go home, and open up the Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance and grab the cartridge, and put it in my Gameboy. I turned it on, and instead of the happy orange Nickelodeon blob, the screen was all pixely and said, "You’re next!!!" thinking it was a glitch, I ignored the warning, and was eventually at the title screen of Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman for the Gameboy Advance and instead of seeing Spongebob and the Dutchman, I saw a sprite of Patrick, that was DEAD. I screamed and turned the Gameboy off. |
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Later that day, my dog accidentally turned the Gameboy on when |
Later that day, my dog accidentally turned the Gameboy on when |
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In the intro, I didn’t see the opening of Bikini Bottom, I |
In the intro, I didn’t see the opening of Bikini Bottom, I |
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saw the entrance to Squidward’s house. It seemed locked, I thought, "What is |
saw the entrance to Squidward’s house. It seemed locked, I thought, "What is |
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happening? |
happening?" and it turns out Spongebob appeared on screen looking happily and |
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bright as usual, and he ended up reaching in his back pocket and instead of a |
bright as usual, and he ended up reaching in his back pocket and instead of a |
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fishing net he pulled out an axe and begun to chop down Squidward’s door. |
fishing net he pulled out an axe and begun to chop down Squidward’s door. |
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Gameboy screen stayed, but the camera panned over to a brutily mutilated |
Gameboy screen stayed, but the camera panned over to a brutily mutilated |
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Squidward. I screamed and threw my Gameboy at the wall and I heard Spongebob |
Squidward. I screamed and threw my Gameboy at the wall and I heard Spongebob |
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say, "Ow, shit. |
say, "Ow, shit." Eventually my power cut out, but the Gameboy was still on |
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(because game boys run on battery) and it flickered on and off frantically |
(because game boys run on battery) and it flickered on and off frantically |
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sending my epileptic gerbil into a seizure and it died. Eventually Spongebob |
sending my epileptic gerbil into a seizure and it died. Eventually Spongebob |
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Looking at me with a toothy grin of pure evil, the Sponge |
Looking at me with a toothy grin of pure evil, the Sponge |
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said in a voice I’d never forget, "Where is your grandma. |
said in a voice I’d never forget, "Where is your grandma." I pointed upstairs, |
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and Spongebob slowly turned to the staircase and marched upstairs with the axe, |
and Spongebob slowly turned to the staircase and marched upstairs with the axe, |
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dragging it against the floor, leaving a huge gash within the wood. Afterwards |
dragging it against the floor, leaving a huge gash within the wood. Afterwards |
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I kept hearing the thumping of an axe smash against the |
I kept hearing the thumping of an axe smash against the |
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floor of the house, and eventually my grandma stopped screaming, and in that |
floor of the house, and eventually my grandma stopped screaming, and in that |
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moment, Spongebob crawled back downstairs, looked at me and said, "Thank you. |
moment, Spongebob crawled back downstairs, looked at me and said, "Thank you." Before |
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he pixelated into thin air, and appeared back on the Gameboy screen. |
he pixelated into thin air, and appeared back on the Gameboy screen. |
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Afterwards, the original title screen of Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the |
Afterwards, the original title screen of Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the |
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I told the cashier that spongebob killed my grandma, he |
I told the cashier that spongebob killed my grandma, he |
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said, "Yeah, we get that complaint a lot. |
said, "Yeah, we get that complaint a lot." and he navigated his cursor onto the |
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desktop and asked for my Gamestop card. I gave it to him without question, and |
desktop and asked for my Gamestop card. I gave it to him without question, and |
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he then clicked on a little exe file titled, "Spongebob.exe. |
he then clicked on a little exe file titled, "Spongebob.exe." afterwards a |
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notification popped up and said, "20 cents has been added to your card. |
notification popped up and said, "20 cents has been added to your card." With joy |
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I selected, " |
I selected, "confirm" on the touchpad, and happily walked out of the store a |
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free man. |
free man. |
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[[Category:Spongeboob]] |
[[Category:Spongeboob]] |