Spongebob lost episode: impostor sindrome part 2

so guys i just got out of the ahostpital its been tow ears those skeletons do hit hard when they pop out the movie selection at the hospital was so bad i got kinda ired of wachting into the spiderverese, the only good movie they had , over and over again evy day for a year. then i got well enough to move so i could read and play videogames again. anyway, i just left so i can keep investigating the spongebob vhs tape and who was phoen,either way i came acroos a interesting scroll from a long time ago it seems to be a story about who was phone i haveit here, It was a Dark and Spammy Night either way i just wanted to tell you that shrek is love, sherek is life. I then heard a skeleton pop out and i shot it with a stripper pole gun i got in in wherw the eye would of been and broke his skull i wnet to kansas to find the skeleto n from the story, because it was a true story. eii found him, but i had to escape some republican farmers who didt like polish guys and didnt support abortinon. I found the skeletons house but it was a store now i wen into their basement by saying that i was a plumber and saw the skeleton he told me that he didnt know who pohone was but his dead girlfriend might so i went back to my apartment in chicago and summende her she was an abuse pickachi=u form on of those crappy animal abuse pokepastas. she said that her mom knows but her mom was in heave so i coulndt call her. I am secular, andif i was cristhina i wouldrather go to hell so i was disgusted at the thought of going to heaven. then satan showed up and I gave me abunvch of fnaf merch so i wouldnt forget the promise i made to him when i was a little kid. he told e that he kne who was phone and he told me to got o thcity hospital in georgi. i did butit was gone i looke d in the ruins and saw room 666 a ghost in there said that her boyfriend knew who was phone and that he was buriedunder the coffee shop across the street i went to the coffe shop but it a=had an trump flag so i left. i found a rotting dea d corpwse tied to a stone with purple runes on it but i couldnt save him I aksed him ghow to amve him from his prison, he said that i would have to find the sheets of a perveerts bed, he infinity stones, the crystal skull, the maltese falcon,the one ring, the demonico and necromicon, the great macguffin and peewee the red herring and of course a whole bigass vile of my own blood. after a long quest to recover these items, i fond them in a church in florida ,so i used the power of satan to destroy it and go back to the ghost. i freed him in an insane ritual, wich went like this: fist, i opened up to the blank pages of both books, and placed the necromicon in front of the ghot and the demonico behind him. then, i made him wear the crystal skull. i made the great mcgudfiin leave because he was annoying and weird. then, i inserted the infinity stonesinto the slot on theopposite sisde of the slot machting their color. i then draped the bedsheet, wich i got from hanako'kuns abandonedhouse from when he was alive, over the pedestal and thensoeked it with my blood. the pedestal brokein two and the chains broked . the ghost said that he owed me one, so I asked him who was phone.

To Be Continued...

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