Spongekill.avi
As a child, I wasn't very familiar with the tv show Spongebob Squarepants, which was quite a shame, because most of my friends were huge Spongebob fans. You see, I didn't watch a lot of tv when I was young, as I was a huge gamer. I literally spent a ridiculous amount of hours during the weekends and school breaks playing video games on my PS2 and Gamecube, but then again, my friends were also huge gamers as well, but they also watched a lot of tv.
However, there is one thing about Spongebob that I know that barely anyone knows about. There is a missing episode from season 2 that almost nobody knows about other than myself. The episode itself has no name and didn't appear to have been completed. Now for a guy who knows very little about Spongebob, you may be asking how I know about this? Well, here's the story.
The file was found on a torrent site bundled up with torrent files of the entire second season of Spongebob. Now the file was found in-between the Christmas special (christmas.avi) and the episode Survival of the Idiots (survivaloftheidiots.avi).
Now I was torrenting these files, to be burnt onto DVD's, for my cousin George who was 3 at the time, since he really liked Spongebob. Seeing as how my aunt and uncle were very conservative about money, I was generous enough to torrent episodes onto DVD discs for him.
I had to preview the episodes to make sure they were fine and surprisingly, all of the episodes torrented were in perfect condition and completely unaltered from the original versions except for the spongekill.avi file.
The first part of the video was of a black screen with the voice of a woman speaking in Japanese being the only thing that could be heard. I didn't understand Japanese so I had no idea of what she was saying.
However a while later I got a Japanese friend to tell me what she was saying. This is what she said
"Fellow viewer, we present you a Spongebob episode of horrors. This episode has graphic content in it. We hope you enjoy it."
After that the episode started normally with the intro, except there was no title card for the episode and no mentions of writers. I'll admit, the quality wasn't bad, but it could've been better.
The episode started with Spongebob and Patrick goofing around as usual. However, things took a dark turn quickly when Squidward came out of his house as usual. For some reason, Squidward appeared as if he had been taking drugs, and somehow it made him look far more angry. He yelled at Spongebob and Patrick to keep quiet while he practiced playing his clarinet. As usual, Spongebob and Patrick still acted like total goofballs. When Squidward returned outside however, he had a knife in his right hand.
Squidward suddenly lunged at Spongebob and tried stabbing him. However Spongebob punched Squidward in the face. Squidward tried to attack again by trying to stab Spongebob however, Spongebob grabbed the knife in self defense and stabbed Squidward in the head. Squidward died instantly as blood poured out of his head.
Spongebob was horrified at what he done and so was Patrick. Patrick attempted to call the police on Spongebob. Fearing arrest, Spongebob attacked Patrick, as he bashed his head on the ground and then stabbed him in the throat, killing him instantly. A lot of blood splattered on Spongebob.
Spongebob says "I'm sorry Patrick". He then cries as he buries his corpse in the ground. He does the same thing to Squidward. The screen then cuts to night time, where the police find Spongebob and Patrick's bodies buried. It cuts to the next morning. Spongebob got out of bed to work at the Krusty Krab as usual. However, he gets arrested just as he left his home by the police.
The episode ends with Spongebob being thrown in jail by the police. There were no credits. Instead, a line of Japanese text appeared on screen. It read: 人生の唯一の報酬は死です (The only reward for life is death). The screen then cut to static for about 2 minutes and 20 seconds and the file ended.
I don't know anyone who has seen this. If you have though, please let me know.
